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Choco Jump: Budget Happy Jump Alternative

Source: IceeSwirl [2200840], thread t=16077517. Karma 1,659.

What It Is

A cheaper daily alternative to the Happy Jump. Uses Xanax + Big Boxes of Chocolate + Ecstasy instead of 4 Xanax + 5 EDVDs. Good for players who can't afford regular Happy Jumps.

2024 Update

Due to Crimes 2.0, Bag of Candy Kisses now costs the same as Big Box of Chocolate but gives 15 more Happy. Use Candy Kisses instead of BBC where available.

Standard Choco Jump ($2.4M per day)

  1. Let natural energy fill up
  2. Take 1 Xanax (wait for drug cooldown to end)
  3. Just after a 15-minute clock mark: use 48 Big Boxes of Chocolate (or Candy Kisses)
  4. Use Ecstasy (doubles current Happy)
  5. Train all energy
  6. Buy 25-point refill and train again

Cost: ~$2.4M

Half Choco Method (BEST for budget, 2x/day)

Use only 22-24 chocolates max instead of 48. This gives an 11-12 hour booster cooldown rather than 24 hours, allowing you to do it twice per day.

Weekly cost: ~$22.87M Weekly gains: ~23,500-23,800 stats Comparison: Nearly 2x a full Happy Jump, for less than the cost of 1 Happy Jump (~$25M)

This is the recommended method for players in the 100K-400K stat range.

Comparison Table

Method Weekly gains Weekly cost
Happy Jump (1x/week) ~12,107 $25-27M
Standard Choco Jump (6-7x/week) ~13,650-15,925 $14-16.5M
Half Choco Jump (2x/day) ~23,500-23,800 ~$22.87M

6 days of Choco Jumping = 1,543 MORE gains than 1 Happy Jump for $11M less.

Important Energy Cap Note

Energy stacks to a max of 1,000. A Happy Jump uses: - Start from 0 energy, stack to 1,000 with 4 Xanax - Use 1 point refill (150E) - Total: 1,150 energy, NOT 1,300

When to Stop Choco Jumping

Around 400K per individual stat (1.6M total), Choco and Happy Jumps fall off. After that point, natural energy + 3 Xanax/day + refill (basic training) is more efficient per dollar.

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