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Training Books: What They Do and When to Use Them

Source: HandsomePants [1897243], thread t=15983493. Karma 7,210.

Note: Prices in this guide are old (2016). The gains percentages and mechanics are still accurate.


All Training Books and Effects

Book Effect Gains % Notes
Gym Grunting +30% Strength gym gains, 31 days 30% For Str training only
Self Defence in the Workplace +30% Defense gym gains, 31 days 30% For Def training only
Speed 3 +30% Speed gym gains, 31 days 30% For Spd training only
Limbo Lovers 101 +30% Dexterity gym gains, 31 days 30% For Dex training only
Get Hard or Go Home +20% ALL gym gains, 31 days 20% Universal, any stat
Ugly Energy +100 max energy + +100 energy refills, 31 days 28-78% Best with FHCs daily
Self Control Is For Losers -50% all consumable cooldowns, 31 days 17-62% Expensive to maximise
Fuelling Your Way To Failure 2× energy drink effects, 31 days 17-62% Best value can book
Higher Daddy Higher! +20% energy regen, 31 days 5-6% Low impact
Ignorance Is Bliss Happy doesn't reset above max for 31 days Up to 20% Beware OD, needs 99,999 happy setup
Brawn Over Brains +5% Str on completion (max 10M gain) 5% max Best used at 200M Str
Time Is In The Mind +5% Spd on completion (max 10M gain) 5% max Best used at 200M Spd
Keeping Your Face Handsome +5% Def on completion (max 10M gain) 5% max Best used at 200M Def
A Job For Your Hands +5% Dex on completion (max 10M gain) 5% max Best used at 200M Dex
Memories and Mammaries Repeats effects of a previous book varies Stack with your best book

When to Use Each Type

+30% stat-specific books: - Train ONLY that stat for the full 31 days - For Def or Dex books: get into the corresponding Strip Club (Gents/Ladies strip = +10% that stat additionally). Best combo. - Use 3 Xanax + refill daily minimum throughout

Stat-flat books (Brawn etc.): - Wait until you have 200M+ in that stat. Under 200M the stat cap (10M max gain) means you're getting less than 5%. - Just read it and instantly get the gain (no 31-day window)

Energy books (Ugly Energy, Fuelling etc.): - Best company: 10* Fitness Centre (more energy, better gym gains with cans) - Use with maximum daily energy: natural + 3 Xanax + refill + cans - Fuelling Your Way to Failure = best cost-to-benefit of the can books

Ignorance Is Bliss: - Best used when main stat is 1B+, and you want to catch up your neglected stat - Get to 99,999 happy first, then every train for 31 days is a happy jump - Be careful of ODs — they'll drain your happy and waste the book window


Company Recommendation by Book Type

Book Type Best Company
+30% or +20% gains (flat %) Strip for Def/Dex. Fitness Centre for Str/Spd
Extra Energy books (Ugly, Fuelling etc.) 10* Fitness Centre (or 10* Restaurant for cans)
Ignorance Is Bliss Farm or any company with JP happy boost

Cost Efficiency (informational, prices change)

Book Boosters cost per 31 days Gains % Cost per %
Fuelling Your Way To Failure $1.24B 62% $20M/% (best)
Ugly Energy $1.86B 78% $23.8M/%
Self Control Is For Losers $2.48B 62% $40M/% (worst)

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