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Euph's Guide to Becoming Elite

Source: Euphoria [1443076], thread t=16525974. Karma 37,651. Wiki Contributor. Top 20 stats (10T+, 500B networth). Updated April 2026.

Ratio example: 5 Str : 1 Def : 2 Spd : 3 Dex (or e.g. 5B : 1B : 2B : 3B)

The meta right now favours Dex for RW. Build toward special gyms.

Elite Dex End-Game Build: - Stats: 3B Str / 0 Def / 2B Spd / 5B Dex - Armor: Vanguard set - Job: Private Security Firm (bonus flash) or Gents Strip (bonus Tyrosine) - Use Tyrosine + Flash/Needles = terror vs the vast majority of the game

Training sequence: Get into a Gents/Ladies Strip → train Dex to 5B and unlock special gym → then join a Restaurant for Str/Speed training with books and cans.

Training Rules

  • Stop wasting energy mugging noobs for tiny cash. Every energy point goes in the gym.
  • FHCs are not worth it unless the cost is less than your daily ROI (stock dividends + company income)
  • Once ratio is set, spend booster money only when you net more than you spend daily
  • Don't rush SEs until 3B+ in a stat. Before that, daily training compounds faster.

Company Priority

For training (energy): - 10* Restaurant: Best energy-per-cost with cans (16 red bulls/day > FHCs, much cheaper) - Strips (Gents/Ladies): Great for Def/Dex whoring, unlocks special gym faster - Fitness Centre: OK, +3% all gym gains

For Ranked Wars: - 7-10* Candle Shop: Best energy output (5E per JP). Best war company. - Farms: 7E per JP but only 9* every other week - PSF: Extra flash ammunition, good income, armor bonuses - Candle gives income from RW also

Avoid: Poor Logistics for 2M/day. Company perks must outweigh opportunity cost.

Ranked War Quick Guide

  1. Join a Candle Shop for max energy (5E per JP)
  2. Buy 2-3 MCS BB tiers (+200-300 energy per war)
  3. Get Assault set as base armor (~1B for full set)
  4. Warlord weapon or Armalite/Enfield with good mods
  5. Learn to roll needles, use med cooldown efficiently, revive strategically
  6. Just doing the above makes you better than most active players in the game

Merits Priority (Euph's Order)

  1. Life — max first
  2. Critical — max second
  3. Rifle mastery — max
  4. Stat passives (Str/Def/Spd/Dex) — spread evenly, ignore the one you're not training
  5. Bank — 7+ for passive income
  6. Education and Nerve Bar — early, then reset once educations done
  7. Stealth and Awareness = ZERO. Never put merits here.
  8. Crit and Life take 55 merits each to max. "I'd rather have 5/5 in both than 10 in just one."

Weapons Tier List (Current Meta)

Primary (Rifle): - Best: Enfield > Armalite > Tavor/Sig - Perks: Yellow = Penetrate > Powerful > Specialist > Deadeye - Perks: Orange = Deadeye > Puncture/Penetrate > Powerful/Specialist - Perks: Red = Deadeye/Puncture > Specialist/Penetrate > Powerful

Secondary: - Assassinate pistol with high damage - Best: Derringer > QSZ > Baretta

Melee: - Kodachi / DBK / Macana - Target perks: Parry, Eviscerate, Quicken, Fury, Rage

Temporary: - Needles priority: Epinephrine > Tyrosine/Serotonin > Melatonin - Smoke for faction war support, Flash for Dex builds

Ammo: - Armor Piercing > Incendiary > Tracer > Normal >> Hollowpoint - Always be stacking special ammo

Ammo sources: Duke Missions > Stock Block > Big Al's Shoplifting > Job Points

Weapon Mods: Recoil Pad > Laser Sight >> Flashlight/Accuracy Mods

Armor Tiers

  1. Assault set (budget ~1B, decent base)
  2. Delta set (attacking, but headshots hurt)
  3. Marauder helmet + Assault body
  4. Vanguard
  5. Sentinel
  6. EOD (top tier, very expensive)

Rule: "Never spend more on equipment than your total stats in $"

SE (Stat Enhancer) Rules

  • Don't SE before 100B networth or until you can afford 3-4 SEs/month without losing money
  • Most average players: Don't SE before 3B in a stat
  • Cost to double a stat: ~70 SEs = ~31.5B. Very expensive.
  • Even 1 SE/month compounds massively over time (exponential)
  • SEs are about saving days of training. Unless buying multiple at once, not urgent.

Money Rules

  • Run PSF/Logistics/Oil Rig/TV: generates 15-50M/day passive
  • Max bank merits + keep 2B invested
  • Buy all stocks with 20%+ ROI
  • Golden rule: Never spend more than you earn daily. Gambling and overspending are the #1 demise of accounts.
  • Target 100B networth → at that point 1% in stock fund = ~2 SEs/month automatically
  • Fight Better Than Top 100 (mug)
  • Gym Training 2026 (MightyGoober)
  • Merit Spending Guide (Andyman)
  • Weapons and Armor (tos)
  • Battle Stats and Builds (Vladar)
  • Passive Income Investment Guide (Deadringers)