Max Happiness Guide (99,999 for Honor)

Source: Sky [380980], thread t=15953131. Karma 15,164. Committee member.

What It Is

Reach 99,999 Happy at once to unlock the honor bar. At 99,999 Happy you get +20% gym gains in George's Gym — a huge training bonus if you can maintain it while training.

Critical: Happy resets to your property max at :00, :15, :30, :45 every hour. You must reach 99,999 within a 15-minute window and train immediately.

Methods

Method 1: Ignorance is Bliss Book

The easiest solo route. Book suspends Happy resets for a month.

With 10* Adult Novelties (doubles EDVD Happy) + 48h faction booster cooldown: - Max PI: 5,000 Happy - 9 EDVDs (doubles to 9,000 base with AN = 45,000 total): 45,000 Happy - Ecstasy (doubles everything): 100,000 Happy

Important: Don't tell anyone you have the book. Players can embargo or prank you to drain your Happy and waste the book.

Method 2: Sweet Shop Job Points

At 10* Sweet Shop: 150 Happy per JP.

Max PI: 5,000
4 EDVDs: 10,000
8 rounds of 30 JP (4,500 Happy each) = 36,000 Happy
Ecstasy → 100,000

Method 3: Farm / Candle Shop / Toy Shop etc.

50 Happy per JP at these companies:

Max PI: 5,000
5 EDVDs: 12,500
650 JP: 32,500 Happy total
Ecstasy → 100,000

Method 4: Strippograms ($126M+)

Added 2020 alternative: - Max PI: 5,000 - 18 Strippograms ($7M each = $126M): 45,000 - Ecstasy → 100,000

Or mix 9 EDVDs + 9 Strippograms with 48h faction CD.

Training with 99,999 Happy

If you actually reach 99,999, DON'T waste it just on EDVD cooldown.

Instead: use FHCs to train at that Happy level. At 99,999 Happy you get ~5,000 more stats per 10E trained. With 750E total (FHCs + natural), that's potentially ~375,000 extra stats from one 99,999 Happy session vs normal training.

Key Numbers Summary

Company (with EDVDs + Ecstasy)	JP needed	EDVDs needed
Farm / Candle / Toy / Music / Zoo	650 JP	5
10* Sweet Shop	240 JP	4
10* Adult Novelties (48h CD)	0 JP	9

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