Tempest's Easy Merits and Honour Guide

Source: Tempest [1867527], thread t=15926091. Karma 9,633. Wiki Contributor. Karma 3,710. Last reply June 2026.

Attacking Honours

Honour	How to Get
Church Mouse	Get mugged for $1. Use Proxima's guide (t=16127130) for exact cash amount
Invictus	Defend successfully vs someone with 2× your stats
Manu Forte	Beat someone with 2× your stats solo (ask them to remove armor + equip rusty sword)
Vae Victis	Beat someone with 5× your stats solo (ask target to get naked)
Semper Fortis	Beat someone with more stats than you (any amount)
Survivalist	Win attack with 1% life. Use pillows to lower HP, then kill with main weapon
Finale	Kill on turn 25. Use pillow to last turn, then kill
Crucifixion	Beat someone after you revive them
Resurrection	Revive someone you just defeated
Vengeance	Faction retaliation hit (must hospitalize)
Friendly Fire	Beat a faction member
Phoenix	Beat someone within 10 minutes of them beating you
Dead or Alive	$10M from bounty hunting. Ask friend to bounty someone $10M+ and claim it fast
Blood Money	$1M from single mug. Ask friend to hold cash, mug them
Guardian Angel	Beat someone while they're attacking someone else
Deadlock (stalemate 100x)	Use Cheburntest1 dev account (Def 10/Dex 100/Spd 100/Str 100) — stalemate guaranteed after 25 moves
Pressure Point (100 OHK)	Hit low-level inactives

Honour	How to Get
Spray and Pray	Fire 1,000 rounds (Minigun is best)
Lead Salad	Fire 100,000 rounds (Minigun or egg launcher)
Obliteration (10k damage)	LSD + Hollow Point ammo + max weapon + strength booster on unarmored target
Annihilation (15k damage)	Same as above, pray for high random damage
Finishing hits (all weapon types)	Need 100 with each: Rifle, SMG, Machine gun, Shotgun, Heavy Artillery, Pistol, Slashing, Piercing, Clubbed, Mechanical, Temporary, Unarmed

Honour	How to Get
Tourist	7 days in air (travelling time, not abroad time)
Zebra Skin (50 hunting skill)	Stack energy, wait for Hunting Day for bonus gains
Mule	Import 100 items using a Large Suitcase

Honour	How to Get
Radaway	Use Neumune Tablet (must have radiation first — use irradiated blood bag)
Clotted	Use incompatible blood bag (need Intravenous Therapy edu)
Vampire	Random chance on any blood bag use
Energetic	Stack 4 Xanax from 0 energy to hit 1,000 energy
Diabetic	Eat 500 candy items (buy lollipops from city shop)
Eco-Friendly	Trash 5,000 items (buy cheap things from market)
Lavish	Trash an item worth $1M+
Giant Slayer	Loot an NPC (Duke, Leslie, Jimmy during events)
Worth It	Use any Stat Enhancer (Boxing Gloves, Skateboard, Parachute, Dumbbells)

Honour	Threshold
Lean/Fit/Healthy/Toned/Athletic	100/1K/10K/100K/1M total stats
Conditioned / Pumped / Jacked	10M / 100M / 1B total stats
Abaddon / Powerhouse / Mighty Roar	1M / 10M / 100M Strength
Draco / Free Runner / Alpinist	1M / 10M / 100M Dexterity
Behemoth / Reinforced / Bulletproof	1M / 10M / 100M Defense
Nice	Have 5 instances of 69 or 420 in your stats (e.g. Str=69122, Spd=52420)

Honour	How to Get
Pocket Money	Make any investment in city bank (even $1 for 1 week)
Green Green Grass	Deposit $1B to city bank
Luxury Real Estate	Upgrade PI with Airstrip (borrow friend's PI for 2 min)
The High Life	Upgrade PI with Yacht (same method)
Pious	Donate $100K to church
Monopoly	Own every stock benefit simultaneously (~$25-30B)