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Tempest's Easy Merits and Honour Guide

Source: Tempest [1867527], thread t=15926091. Karma 9,633. Wiki Contributor. Karma 3,710. Last reply June 2026.


Attacking Honours

Honour How to Get
Church Mouse Get mugged for $1. Use Proxima's guide (t=16127130) for exact cash amount
Invictus Defend successfully vs someone with 2× your stats
Manu Forte Beat someone with 2× your stats solo (ask them to remove armor + equip rusty sword)
Vae Victis Beat someone with 5× your stats solo (ask target to get naked)
Semper Fortis Beat someone with more stats than you (any amount)
Survivalist Win attack with 1% life. Use pillows to lower HP, then kill with main weapon
Finale Kill on turn 25. Use pillow to last turn, then kill
Crucifixion Beat someone after you revive them
Resurrection Revive someone you just defeated
Vengeance Faction retaliation hit (must hospitalize)
Friendly Fire Beat a faction member
Phoenix Beat someone within 10 minutes of them beating you
Dead or Alive $10M from bounty hunting. Ask friend to bounty someone $10M+ and claim it fast
Blood Money $1M from single mug. Ask friend to hold cash, mug them
Guardian Angel Beat someone while they're attacking someone else
Deadlock (stalemate 100x) Use Cheburntest1 dev account (Def 10/Dex 100/Spd 100/Str 100) — stalemate guaranteed after 25 moves
Pressure Point (100 OHK) Hit low-level inactives

Weapons Merits

Honour How to Get
Spray and Pray Fire 1,000 rounds (Minigun is best)
Lead Salad Fire 100,000 rounds (Minigun or egg launcher)
Obliteration (10k damage) LSD + Hollow Point ammo + max weapon + strength booster on unarmored target
Annihilation (15k damage) Same as above, pray for high random damage
Finishing hits (all weapon types) Need 100 with each: Rifle, SMG, Machine gun, Shotgun, Heavy Artillery, Pistol, Slashing, Piercing, Clubbed, Mechanical, Temporary, Unarmed

Travel / Hunting

Honour How to Get
Tourist 7 days in air (travelling time, not abroad time)
Zebra Skin (50 hunting skill) Stack energy, wait for Hunting Day for bonus gains
Mule Import 100 items using a Large Suitcase

Items

Honour How to Get
Radaway Use Neumune Tablet (must have radiation first — use irradiated blood bag)
Clotted Use incompatible blood bag (need Intravenous Therapy edu)
Vampire Random chance on any blood bag use
Energetic Stack 4 Xanax from 0 energy to hit 1,000 energy
Diabetic Eat 500 candy items (buy lollipops from city shop)
Eco-Friendly Trash 5,000 items (buy cheap things from market)
Lavish Trash an item worth $1M+
Giant Slayer Loot an NPC (Duke, Leslie, Jimmy during events)
Worth It Use any Stat Enhancer (Boxing Gloves, Skateboard, Parachute, Dumbbells)

Gym Milestone Merits (stat thresholds to track)

Honour Threshold
Lean/Fit/Healthy/Toned/Athletic 100/1K/10K/100K/1M total stats
Conditioned / Pumped / Jacked 10M / 100M / 1B total stats
Abaddon / Powerhouse / Mighty Roar 1M / 10M / 100M Strength
Draco / Free Runner / Alpinist 1M / 10M / 100M Dexterity
Behemoth / Reinforced / Bulletproof 1M / 10M / 100M Defense
Nice Have 5 instances of 69 or 420 in your stats (e.g. Str=69122, Spd=52420)

Money / Stocks

Honour How to Get
Pocket Money Make any investment in city bank (even $1 for 1 week)
Green Green Grass Deposit $1B to city bank
Luxury Real Estate Upgrade PI with Airstrip (borrow friend's PI for 2 min)
The High Life Upgrade PI with Yacht (same method)
Pious Donate $100K to church
Monopoly Own every stock benefit simultaneously (~$25-30B)

Misc Shortcuts

  • Forgiven: Pray at church twice daily (8-10 hour gap), done in 7-10 days
  • Bibliophile: Read 10 books (subscriber/mission rewards)
  • Ten Stack: Max any merit to 10/10 (costs 55 merits)
  • Fresh Start: Reset your merits once
  • Chainer honours: 10/100/1K/10K chain participation

  • Attacking Merits Guide (Tempest)
  • Merit Spending Guide (Andyman)
  • Church Mouse Honour Guide (Proxima)
  • Blood Bags